(via artonkels)
DEXTER SEASON 4
i started watching the fist 30 minutes of it before work today, so far i dont think its starting off the way i wanted it too. hopefully it gets better througout the season. i have no doubts. dexter never disappoints me.
Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn’t turn up for work. He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues “He better be either in hospital or dead.” Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don’t smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Optimist: someone who isn’t sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.
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